Whilst sitting in a cafe in Vientiane (updating the blog, ironically) a man tried to exit the building without opening the door and face planted into the (very clean door) hitting his head and making a nice big coffee splat on the now not so clean door.
He took it well, laughed at himself and went to get another drink, and within seconds an employee cleaned the door until it was sparkling again…. ready for another unsuspecting victim.