As we were passing a coffee place at Thapae Gate, Chiang Mai. An American with a heavy red-neck/hill billy accent and a big bushy beard (containing some remnants of food) resembling Chuck Norris was talking very loudly on a phone and caught our attention.
“…..if you don’t give me the money you can put all your possessions in a bag and you give them to me…”
Although this seems a threatening statement, the thick drawl of his hill billy accent only made the situation more entertaining.
Would we f**k with him? Not a chance, he was massive. But happily giggled from a far, and moved on.